What's your favorite Conspiracy Theory?

Oooh easy one. Beyonce & Rihanna supposedly being members of the Illuminati. I mean imagine them being members...they'd have to be all sneaky, secretive and all stealthy and s*it. Like damn, how hotter that would make them. I mean I'd smash regardless but that's like the condom being handed to you...*jeans rips to shreds and belt whacks erect p*nis* AWWWW!